Posts by Nathan Natas

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2018 Convention movie: Jonah.... oh my god it's bad......!

by stuckinarut2 in

so, once again the society has produced a cringe-worthy, spew-inducing piece of "cinema".. i don't recognise this religion anymore...... enjoy this review:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f0tovqkfem.

Nathan Natas

Watson observed, "Why does the boat's captain sound like an actor out of "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"?"

Wait until you see NEXT YEAR'S video -- they're re-making "Cabin Boy" with a theocratic subtext!

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2018 Convention movie: Jonah.... oh my god it's bad......!

by stuckinarut2 in

so, once again the society has produced a cringe-worthy, spew-inducing piece of "cinema".. i don't recognise this religion anymore...... enjoy this review:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f0tovqkfem.

Nathan Natas

Generally, I like fish, but this time I'll pass. I would like another Negroni, please.

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so it would seem that the wts are going back to their old scare tactics again, going by this week’s watchtower study.. loyal baptized ones will be preserved when the present wicked world meets its end.

(mark 13:10; rev.

7:9, 10) this makes dedication and baptism very important.

Nathan Natas

Death is natural, part of the great cycle of life.

Baptism is proof of a mental aberration, just like the "Billion-year contract" of the Scientologists.

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Reaction to baptism figures

by neat blue dog in

talking about tomorrow's wt study, that mentions over a quarter of a million baptized every year, a jw asked how many that is a day.

i got out my calculator and answered over 778 a day.

of course they were amazed at the growth, but immediatly i googled another statistic and read it aloud:.

Nathan Natas

or more than 32 are baptized in an hour on average.

Personally, I'd like to meet the 0.4166666666666667 person and hang out with them.

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Grace Gough ( RIP ) left the JW cult in her 70s and went on to help 1000s to escape the cult

by Not_Culty in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj7ilnoxvu4.

she helped me.

sent me my first copy of crisis of conscience (free) grace has been featured on many talk shows, including sally jesse raphael, raising awareness of support for cult abuse survivors.

Nathan Natas

I am proud to say that Grace Gough (Mouthy was her nick-name here) was a friend of mine. A gracious and kind woman who fought against cultic evil like a valkyrie! She will be remembered fondly.

I offer this challenge to those who thank Grace for her kindness to them: WHAT are YOU doing to "pay it forward"?

Be like the one who helped you.

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I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if "Religion" had never reared it`s head.?

by smiddy3 in

can you imagine what the world of mankind would be like if their was never any concept of a god or religious beliefs ?.

for the love of me i can`t ,maybe i don`t have an imaginative mind equipped well enough to do so .. how about you guys ?

any takers ?.

Nathan Natas

Religion existed before human civilization. Homo sapiens is not the only species that is capable of fear and superstition, which are the mother and father of religion.

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Dating “worldly” woman

by campaign of hate in

jw
friends

i feel like i’ve overcome a massive hurdle in my awakening, and that’s the issue of dating a non witness woman.. the org has always demonised dating “worldly” people so that we won’t be unevenly yoked.

heck, it’s just a date, marriage is a loooong way off!!.

going to an off the beaten track part of london to avoid bumping into anyone, nice 3 course meal and a little drink after :-).

Nathan Natas

Does your wife like her too?

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Drunk woman threatened Jehovah's Witnesses with a claw hammer

by punkofnice in

https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/drunk-woman-who-threatened-jehovahs-1451367.

oh, deary me........this is quite a sad story.. make of it what you will..

Nathan Natas

That's not the fist time I've been mistaken for a lady; i have nice calves and my hogs have won prizes too!

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Translation Please

by jwundubbed in

jw
friends

i hate asking stupid or obvious questions, but i missed something somewhere along the line.

what is pimi and pomi?

did i even get the acronyms correct?

Nathan Natas

Do not be misled!

"PIMI" stand for "Poly Inolic Meta Iodide"

and

"PIMO" stands for "Practical Individuals Mentate Overtly"

while

"POMO" stands for "Portuguese Organization of Manly Outriggers"

count on me to give you the proper correction at the right time (PC-AT-RT).

It's been a pleasure meeting you, so far.

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Loosing your Privleges and Scumbag elders

by Addison0998 in

so 9 months before i started pioneering, i had a hot and heavy moment with this player witness who was just trying to string me along and talked to a lot of different girls.

we made out and he grabbed my goodies a few times you know the regular stuff all teens do at least once.

anyways i never saw him again because when i refused to send him nudes he dropped me.

Nathan Natas

Maybe the "shock and awe" of being brought before the elders caused you to forget that he told you he was bisexual and found hanging out at gay pick-up spots to be a "thrilling game," or how he used to tell you that the elders were clowns with a makeup deficiency and that the whole JW thing was a ball of crap rolled up by a giant dung beetle.

Feel free to quote me if you wish. Show this manipulative POS that TWO can play his game. Block his phone number so he can't call you to ask "What are you trying to do to me?" then cut his balls off.